She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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