Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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