it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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