dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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