My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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