He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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