"it" just moved
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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