you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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