Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
