He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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