Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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