guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She bit a glass in half.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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