I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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