just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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