No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
