Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
