It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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