I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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