Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
