I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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