I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
