It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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