Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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