this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you inspire me to be a worse person
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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