the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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