Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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