So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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