Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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