mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
The ass gains better be worth it
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