okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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