It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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