No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
