No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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