AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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