it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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