I am puke
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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