Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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