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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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