Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Fuck appropriateness.
it was like eating out sand paper
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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