Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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