If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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