just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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