i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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