I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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