It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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