i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
And then he peed in my hair
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