Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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