So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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