i barfeds in our rink
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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