Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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