After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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