Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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