I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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