Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So many bounce houses so little time
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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