Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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