she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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