ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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