Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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