Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...