That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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